Settled — The After-Meal Patch
Settled — The After-Meal Patch
For the hour after the meal that was maybe a bit much.
Settled is a thin, drug-free patch made with five botanicals — ginger, fennel, dandelion, artichoke and turmeric. Peel it, place it, and get on with your afternoon. No water. No powder. No swallowing anything when your stomach is already the problem.
30 patches per pack. Wear one for up to 8 hours.
You didn't overeat. You just ate.
It doesn't take a blowout. A normal lunch before a 2pm meeting. Eleven hours in a plane seat. The few days each cycle when nothing in your wardrobe appeals. A weekend of eating out, followed by a Monday that starts regardless.
Most answers to this ask you to plan ahead — take the capsule before, mix the powder, remember the bottle. Settled asks for four seconds and no water.
What's in it
- Dandelion root — 15mg
- Fennel seed — 10mg
- Ginger root — 7mg
- Artichoke leaf — 5mg
- Turmeric — 3mg
No sugar. No gelatin. No caffeine or stimulants. Vegan, and made without gluten or dairy.
How to use
Peel and place on clean, dry, hair-free skin — inner forearm, hip or lower stomach. Wear for up to 8 hours, then remove with a little water or oil. Use one patch a day and rotate the spot each time.
The Empty Pack Guarantee
Use the whole of your first pack. If you get to the end and don't want to reorder, email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll refund what you paid. Nothing to send back.
What it isn't
Settled is a wellness product, not a medicine. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition. Consult a healthcare professional before use if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, taking medication or have a medical condition.
Everything in the Starter Kit
Four months at occasion use, or four months of daily wear. The full run, not a sample.
What actually helps in the hour after a heavy meal. Digital, sent immediately.
A one-page pre-flight sequence for long-haul travel.
A printable planner for the occasions that actually matter.
Reorder at founding pricing for as long as you stay a customer.
On every order over $50, in every market we ship to.
The four things people ask us.
Does a patch really do anything?
It delivers plant extracts through the skin over several hours instead of all at once through the stomach. We are not claiming it treats anything — it is a cosmetic wellness product. The guarantee exists so you can test that claim at our expense, not ours.
Why four packs and not one?
Because one pack is a sample and a sample tells you nothing. Four packs is enough to use it on the days it is actually for — the long lunches, the flights, the weeks you already know are coming — and still get refunded if it was not for you.
What if it does not work for me?
Use all thirty patches in the first pack. If you do not want to reorder, email us within 30 days of delivery and we refund the full order. Nothing to send back, and the bonuses stay yours.
Is it safe with medication?
It is drug-free and vegan, but it is not a medicine and we are not clinicians. If you are pregnant, breastfeeding, taking medication or managing a condition, check with your doctor before using it.
The Empty Pack Guarantee
Use the whole first pack. Not three patches — all thirty. If you get to the end and don't want to reorder, email us within 30 days of delivery and we refund the order in full.
You don't send anything back, and you keep every bonus.
Keep one in your bag.
For the meals, the flights and the weeks you already know are coming.
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